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A patient goes to see the doctor and says “I sound lousy.”
Doctor asks: “What are your symptoms?”
Patient says: I’d rather jump off a bridge than speak in public;
my favorite words are: um, uh, ya’ know & like;
people look dazed & confused when I speak;
my 30-second commercial takes 30 minutes.
Finally the doctor wakes up, apologizes for snoring, and says: “The diagnosis is communicationitis;
the prescription is working with Dale Klein.”