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A patient goes to see the doctor and says “I sound lousy.”
Doctor asks “What are your symptoms?”
Patient says: “I’d rather jump off a bridge than speak in public; my favorite words are uh, um, ya’ know and like; people look dazed & confused when I speak; my 30-second commercial takes 30 minutes.
Finally the doctor wakes up, apologizes for snoring and says:
“The diagnosis is communicationitis; the prescription is working with Dale Klein.”